You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Thursday, June 12, 2008



I love stupid movies. I was hysterical when I saw There's Something About Mary in the theaters. I was afraid I was going to pass out I laughed so hard. Don't get me started on Dumb and Dumber.



Some days I need to sit back and laugh. I don't want to be an intellectual when I go to see a comedy. There are enough things to be analytical and miserable about.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan is definitely not for everybody. It's low brow humor. Very low brow. It aims for the crotch - literally. If one has the sense of humor of a giggly 12 year old this movie will do. My sense of humor is that of a 10 year, so this facile film was a treat.

Plot: superman-like Mossad agent Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his death after a fight with The Phantom (John Turturro).

I don't know where they filmed that beach scene, but the water crystal clear fabulous. That place was beautiful.

A few familiar faces appear onscreen: Kevin James (he's so chunky-fat cute), John McEnroe, and Mariah Carey.

Half of the time, the fake accents were incomprehensible. When the movie hits DVD, I'm going to put Close Caption on. I put CC on every film. I can't hear anyone now-a-days, most actors mutter or the music is too loud.

As the for this movie, you can wait for the DVD.

Labels: Adam Sandler, Don't Mess With the Zohan, John Turturro

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The Longest Yard: Adam Sandler as Tough Guy
Sunday, July 22, 2007

Starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, Tracie Morgan, Goldberg, James Cromwell, Michael Irvin, plus Nelly, and the usual wacky appearance of Rob Schnieder.

A funny film - okay, a mildy funny film. There were the usual gay prison jokes. Actually there were quite a lot of them. Hollywood writers are hard-up for really funny material these days. I wonder if there's a gay quota for their films. It's a top topic for these people.

The plot: washed up football player spends times in a rough prison. He's recruited to train fellow prisoners to play football. Of course, the prisoners are underdogs and they were to be game fodder for the big, bad, steroid enhanced prison guards.

James Cromwell (tall lean guy with very angular face) plays bad guy warden. He gradually turns bad, he starts out acting the "good guy". Michael Irvin, with his beautiful blue eyes, turns from the really bad guy to one with manly honor: he respects the game and the men who play it. Or something like that.

Chris Rock is in this film really big until half way through. When he goes, it's weird, because you don't even miss him.

I couldn't tell if Sandler actually liked him or not. The two of them have no chemistry. Then again Sandler doesn't act, he just does that monotone slow-wit drawl, whether he playing a tough guy, smart ass or idiot.

Burt Reynolds makes an appearance. I like Burt, but every time I see him I think of a burn ward victim.

Overall, it's okay. I have to go back and see the original. My guess is that the first film probably looks like a classic compared to this one.

Labels: Adam Sandler, Burt Reynolds, Chris Rock, football, Goldberg, James Cromwell, Michael Irvin, Rob Schnieder, The Longest Yard, Tracie Morgan

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